To You. [know who]

This is a blog to a friend who has the predicament of wanting to buy some reefer from a former lover.



First of all I obviously am not the one to ask for advice. Just look at my love/life/drug..

I do have the gift of bullshit and false wisdom, however. So here we go... we will call this guy...Mitch, the secret agent lover man...

I would say to you that its okay to deal with former lovers in friendly/neutral terms as long as you are using them. thats how i see it. you gotta do exactly what you want and what makes you happy.

and if sticky icky makes you happy then get it. .. however be weary because it might not be the sweet Buddha it could be oregano I almost got taken for that once haha.

either way.. when you make the purchase of this fine Djamba... look at it sketically then smell it, then look at it skeptically again, then taste it like you have a danged PHD in ganj.

then ask how much for this shitty kush, when he says the price look at him like hes grown a penis on his forehead. and laugh like hes joking, it doesn't matter if the magic dragon is the best chronic you've ever saw, with crystals so big it makes your panties moist.

he should at least cut his own overhead down a bit, if not act insulted and then the next time maybe it'll be better cheebs. when you get it, it might not hurt to again be insulted at the quantity in which you receive, and comparing the small amount you receive for your 60 bucks to his wiener size would be another good cut.

either way he should feel stoopid for selling you ditch weed. you could even ask if it is ditch weed. that'll get him too.

keep the focus more on the Siddi in which you are about to buy than the fact that you sat on his face in the recent past.

If this is all done properly your purchasing dro from an x-lover should be short and pleasant.

I hope this was of help