5 Million Dollars

What would you do with 5 million dollars?
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I sit around too often thinking about it.

Here is what I would do...

+Pay off my loans and for the rest of college - 45,000
+Make my sister go to college - 100,000
[if she goes to a community college she could pocket at least 90]
+Pay my parents back -500,000
[thats about the tab that ive picked up over the years]
+Buy a Dodge Viper -100,000
+Buy 100+ acres of good land and build 10+ houses to rent out -2,500,000
I would name it [DP Estates]
so that gives me... +($2,255,000) left...
+I would then require a nice hog -40,000
+I would need a rad house -750,000
[this includes all interior needs]
+I would travel around the world -500,000
so how much do i have left...
+($965,000)
At this point i need to either save or invest...
I choose to invest...
I don't know anything about investments.
So i would prolly go shopping and buy some nice Italian suits and shoes. -100,000
+($865,000)
I think I would then want to be immortalized somehow...
I would build a [DP] gym at Andrews... that wouldnt be enough money tho...
but it could get me a statue or something.
+0
now im broke ass... and i can live off of my house rentals