I wish i was good at soccer/football/calcio

The look on those danged foreign kids faces after they
beat me in the gam... no hobb... no past time of euro
football makes me furious inside. Its the dumbest past
time ever. I have immense respect for it in Europe, but
it should stay there. I would like to play any of those
kids with the smiles on their faces in any other sport
(minus ping pong) and good American sport... in America.
I would wipe that smile off their faces so quick. US Football,
basketball, golf, BASEBALL!! We would see who is laughing then.
Atleast I play soccer to make their tournaments better, they
don't even play my sports because they are too embarrassed
that they have no eye-hand coordination. So what if I have no
eye-foot coordination, this foot can find their ass and thats
all I need it for.