My Rad Cousin "The Bryman" [for the ladies]

Here is his gf application.

Bryan believes what while looks are important to the initial part of a relationship, he is more concerned with having a great personality.

Bryan has never had an official girlfriend per say, he has been keeping his options open maintaining his purity for that special girl.

Bryan has many rare talents that most would not expect. He is a very talented musician; his repertoire includes; Banjo, Bagpipes, Jaw Harp, Bodrhan, Didjeridoo, Ukulele, Spoons, and the Penny Whistle.

Bryan can bench press over 300 lbs.

He is very proud of his Polish, German, Irish, and Norwegian heritage. He mainly claims his Polish blood.

Bryan was awarded "The nicest buttocks on campus" by Boivin and Whitefox in 2008.

Bryan looks like the living statute of David, but with a large Polish Sausage. Rather than that tiny little pickle made famous by Michelangelo.

On the weekends Bryan enjoys things such as; Attending Church, Eating lunch with his closest friends, Playing his instruments, Enjoying the sun at the beach, Writing poetry int he park, Going out to eat, and whatever else Berrien Springs and the neighboring burrows have to offer.

"He is a gentleman and a scholar" -Derek Peters

"He is the funniest #$%^**() guy that I know" -Seth Wiedermann

"His bag and pipes are huge" -Van Malcolm

"He says hilarious things such as "that was my nick name in high school" instead of the lame "mom" and "thats what she said" jokes" -Stephanie Wilson

"He turned be down, because I only wanted sex, and my personality is weak." -Jessica Alba

"He used to beat me up in High School" -Chuck Norris

TBC.