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2011-03-26T11:44:00.001-07:00

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Walden Security [do not work for]

2010-06-14T06:30:00.000-07:00

Walden Security is not a good company to work for. Despite them being considered one of TN's top jobs, they are just another company that does not value their employees and uses them until they snap and quit. I was a recent victim of Walden and an unwarranted firing.

Walden Security has somewhat recently taken on Volkswagen at Enterprise South off of Bonny Oaks in Chattanooga.

Boy is that a train wreck. The job is to protect prototype secrets. Walden hires the worst possible supervisors they can find. Guys who are just up the evolutionary chain to monkeys.. but also for good reason, maybe, because they only make 50 cents an hour more.

The organization from top to bottom is non-existent.

Let me walk you thru a typical hiring to firing process.

Hiring: Walden will hire and train just about anyone who can pass a criminal test. In the office they clueless office workers will paint you a picture of lollipops and gum drops. Telling you how great it is to work for Walden.. then when you have put in all the training time and 200 dollars in money in fees you will go to the site and then you will learn the truth.

Such as time-off. Yeah right. They don't have enough people to give you time off apparently. They can just fire you if you take time off that they told you you could have when you applied and hire another dumbass to take your spot.

They put you through a 2 day training class taught by some self-righteous ex-military men, who pretty much just entertain a class of self-righteous ex-military clowns.

(Thank you for [DOING YOUR JOB] and protecting out country, being in the military doesn't make you better than everyone else.. meat-heads.)

Next they will take you out to VW where you'll meet your first few Post-Primate Supervisors who have obviously been over worked and do not want to be there seeing another group of faces, that by statistics will last anywhere from a day to a few weeks. You will receive a little more training.

Then stand around all day around some Prototype car parts. After a few weeks the job will actually get better, while the management never seems to. You will be required to be to work every day 15-30 minutes early without pay, then expect that you will not be relieved from your post for about 15 minutes after you have stopped being paid, then you have to wait for another Ape to bus you out to you car then you drive home.

Your average day working at Volkswagen for Walden you will work about an hour extra for them with no pay. Pay for what officers are doing out there is as low as it comes. 11 dollars an hour seems great, but everyone knows Walden is going to the bank every day.

They undercut all the competition to get the bid on VW, now they have about 200 guards out there and the management and organization is out of control.

When I applied for this job it sounded to good to be true and it was. If you stop any other security guard working for VW and ask them how they like it, they will not hesitate to tell you how bad it is.

I told the office worker when I applied that I had a wedding coming up later in the summer, of which I was in, and people were relying on me. She said "Oh thats fine, just put in for it off 2 weeks in advance."

So knowing how poorly Walden is managed I put in for this time off 3 weeks in advance hoping for the best, then again 2 weeks in advance just to have my bases covered. As kind of expected Walden hit another home-run. They day before my trip, of which my tickets were bought and my bags were packed. I was scheduled to work.

Long story short.. I was fired. I was called into the office and that same PAIGE CRUMBLISS that told me I could get that wedding off.. replied to me "Oh just because you put in for time off doesn't mean you'll get it.

THANK YOU WALDEN. You are a real Peach.

Now I have a marred employment record after I worked hard for you.

(disclaimer there ARE three decent able-brained supervisors; who loved me when I worked for them. Their say did not come into account when I questioned my firing, because they too are unappreciated employees of Walden Security)

colorfilm for your gray world

2010-02-24T15:26:00.001-08:00

bnwfilm from the days of yore

2010-02-24T15:16:00.001-08:00

fishy

2010-02-24T08:09:00.000-08:00

Palace Jam Sesh

2010-02-24T07:50:00.000-08:00

Catherine

2009-12-22T11:51:00.001-08:00

CATHERINE

Based on a True Story.

Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Rated R due to Graphic Language and Violence, Blood, Gore and Drug Use, with some Sensuality.

[if you are above the age of 28 or under the age of 18 please DO NOT continue reading]

The date was December 21, 2009. 9:32 pm.

My partner and I were commissioned to do some investigating a few neighborhoods over.

He went by the code name Falco, as for me I was Phoenix.

We received a report months earlier about some disturbances in the Q9 Sector of town, so they called us in.

The A squad, the big guns.

It was a chilly night, not a sound for miles except the whirring on a distant tugboat on the Tennessee river. As we approached the neighborhood Falco filled me in on the details.

Her name was Catherine, 72 years old. The complains held that her neighbors were evil criminal masterminds. It was the job of Falco and I to catch these bastards. These sons-of-bitches were waking up every single night raising all kinds of hell in response to a wits battle that had somehow started between Catherine and the Hymen family, of 13A Bleaker Street.

The only visible life on the street was the gay Mr.Bernard of 12 Bleaker walking his dog. Bernard owned the salon down on 37th. We nodded cordially as we walked by pretending not to notice his pink asian patterned silk nightgown, or the hideous little rat of a chihuahua at his side taking a shit on the neighbors lawn all the while dressed up in a gaudy little sparkling sequence sweater. "wtf" I thought.

We has parked a block away, Falco dressed as a homeless man, and I dressed as a bush. We were damned prepared. I was packing some major heat hidden in my branches, and I knew that my partner had several automatics and explosives in the shopping cart which he pushed as he tended to the numerous rubbish bins along Bleaker.

We had headsets so that we could easily communicate for when the shit would inevitably hit the fan. We both were positioned on opposite ends of the yard, so we had optimal-prime eyesights on the perimeter.

Falco had sat again the old wooden fence curled up with a colt 44, while I continued to look very bushy. I had a flask of whisky that helped to ward off the cold chill creeping up my spine. I knew that at any minutes these assholes would be sneaking through the yard to mess with poor old miss Catherine.

As I hid in the foliage I took another look through my casefile, in hopes that I would be more prepared for the devilish shenanigans these pranksters were about to pull. Report #56453547-7A read that these so called neighbors were dropping refrigerators in her backyard all night. Report 23456789-3C said that they were waking her up again with a loud buzzing noise. Report 86238929-56R stated that they were waking her up by banging on her fence then chucking cinderblocks at her patio. It made me sick to my stomach, how can anyone be so inhum---

"Pheonix we got something at 7 o'clock". I stuffed the reports back into my jacket pocket and pointed my Canon in the direction that my comrade had indicated. An old '89 Ford ranger had pulled up and a tall dark character emerged from the scufflerjunt. He was closer to Falco than I so Falco went in pursuit. I snuck around and scrawled down the license plate number. They were local Tennessee plates, we knew this had to be our guy.

Next I slithered up a tree shortly after switching my disguise from a small bonsai tree to a pelican. I sat perched on a branch and made the pelican making call that I had rehearsed with Falco earlier that day, it was textbook. He replied and that was when I caught sight of the cock-sucker assailant slipping through the darkness in the direction of Catherine's small little cottage.

I knew that poor old Catherine was in her cottage doing her best to sleep in the middle of her house, which happened to be a hallway with a giant industrial fan blowing on her to block out the noise. She was very likely drunk as that had been helping pass the sleepless nights. I could smell her cats in the cold night breeze, thats when my partner who has a severe cat allergy sneezed.

The culprit turned about and pointed his weapon, I knew this was my chance before he could blast my guy with his massive hand cannon, I soared out of the tree; "caw caw" In one fell swoop I landed a judo chop on his shoulder making him drop the gun.

The guy was 2 maybe 4 times my size, but I didn't sweat it. He swung with all his might just barely grazing my chin. I counted with direct kick to his knee splintering his bones. You could hear a grotesque crack as his knee shattered. He gave another valiant effort when he threw himself with all his will pushing from his good leg to throw yet another punch. I dodged again, this time I grabbed his wrist with one hand pulling his arm straight, and with my free hand did an upwards:push:grab to his elbow sending it in the opposite direction.

My plan had worked his arm broke like a hot knife through butter. Yet still this bastard would not give in. He crawled back a few furlongs and managed to find some health and body armor. I knew it was really on now, that's when Falco came to repay the favor. Wreaking of malt beer a homeless clad man flew over the fence, and applied a power elbow bomb of death to the top of his miscreants head, but just then:

!BANG!

a huge flash of light and a thunderous noise came from the direction of Catherines house. Startled Falco and I fell back and looked in the direction of the old coots house. The criminal fell over with a single stream of blood trickling down from between his eyes. Then all we saw was a giant silver western style pistol being pointed from the shadows only lit by a nearby street lamp.

When out of the shadows hobbled old Mrs. Catherine. "Motherfuckers makin too much noise!"

Credits:

Cast:

Phoenix: Derek Peters
Falco: Stratton Tingle
Mrs.Catherine: Dora Myers
Gay Bernard: Josh Michalski
Bad Guy: Brandon Lowry

Executive Producer:
Chris Lyons
Director:
Jon-Michel Brown
Stunt Department:
Jai Kijai
Production Manager:
David Surmann
Art Director:
Jonathan Jakobsons
Screen Writer:
Staci Tedrick
Special Effects:
Brad Boivin
Hair and Make Up:
Shasling Delgado
Set Design:
Ed Blotnicki

Soundtrack:
Prophets and Kings
Fever Ray
Gunther
Danny Elfman
Nine Inch Nails
Crystal Castles
Sparks
Young Buck
Twista
Lil Wayne

Black Face Cowboys Cheerleader

2009-11-04T09:55:00.000-08:00

On www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/11/02/crimesider/entry5494649.shtml

You will read an article about one of the Cowboys cheerleaders dressing up as Lil Wayne for Halloween.

She painted herself completely black, had the grill, tattoos, dreads etc.

She is likely going to be fired from her job as a cheerleader for this and it has become extremely controversial. Because people are saying it is racist.. it is going into "black face"

What do you think about this?

I think that what she did is something risky but not wrong.

Wikipedia says:

Blackface is theatrical makeup used by white people to play black people. In the United States, where the practice became popular during the 19th century, it became associated with certain archetypes of American racism such as the "happy-go-lucky darky on the plantation" or the "dandified coon ".[1] Hence Blackface has become associated with racism, particularly in the USA, so that the term may be used in a broader sense to include similarly stereotyped performances even when they do not involve blackface makeup.

Black Face
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Minstrel_PosterBillyVanWare_edit.jpg

This is how it was back in the early 1900's and before because African Americans were not allow in the theaters or allowed to act.

The reason I think that Whitney Isleib should not be looked down upon, for this is simplly her intentions. She was not intending to mock Black People, she is on a cheer team with many African American's who where also at this party and had no problem with it.

The reason she is getting fired is:
1: This is politically incorrect because of some ignorant people many years ago.
2. NFL Cheerleaders have a high standard of living/working, apparently.
3. She posted these pictures on Facebook for all to see.

I will remind my readers of a movie called Tropic Thunder. Where Robert D. Jr. becomes a "black man" and I'm pretty sure people thought it was great.

Is dressing up and painting your skin the same as Black-face?

I think that it's two different things.

Next White Chicks, this is just the opposite of this, and also Dave Chappelle often went into "White Face", where he arguably mocked white people, because we thought it was funny.

I think that if people don't relax and stop crying "racism!" everytime anyone does something like this racism will never really end.

It's true that there was a time when Black Face was used in a discriminatory way, but was what Whitney Isleib did black face? or dressing up as Lil Wayne just for fun BECAUSE IT WAS HALLOWEEN.

This halloween here in Chicago I saw a Bartender actually in Black Face. Just a black face, huge red lip stick and white around his eyes. Making Blacks look as goony as possible, and no one raised an eyebrow at this.

I see people dressing up at Pancho Villa, Native Americans, The Maverick, etc.

I wore a Michael Jackson mask, is that Black Face?

And it is Lil Wayne. It's not like he is some super respectable citizen. Sure he's a great rapper.. but if someone was mocking someone like our President that could be a different story.

Whitney Isleib did this to be cool and trendy. Not to make fun of any race.

Halloween is saw by most as Satan's holiday, and I'm pretty sure more people are offended by Satan costumes than dressing up like a popular rapper.

Tell me what you think.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/s_d46cdf618adbe355d195f0fa059e3e04.jpg

[read more here http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1919122]
[http://gothamist.com/2009/11/01/blackface_costume_gets_student_sent.php]
[http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/08/harry.connick.blackface/index.html]

My Patronus

2009-10-07T14:32:00.000-07:00

Zombieland.

2009-10-07T14:29:00.001-07:00

Zombieland is completely ideal.

Without massive amounts of people... material possessions no longer become an obsession.

All that we really require is survival.

The Human race would be complete if they would just hit rock bottom.

At the end of the movie he says "Without other people you are just a zombie"

I say... with people you are a zombie. walking around with blank expressions... moaning... thiiiinnngs thhhiiinnnnngssss..

more shit i dont neeeeeeeeed!

Obama doesnt care.

2009-08-08T20:00:00.000-07:00

Theodoric²

2009-08-07T21:51:00.001-07:00

Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, derived from the same root as the Old German Theodoric,[1] meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. Variants recently revived are Deryk, Deric, Derak and the Dutch form Dirk, popularised by the actor Dirk Bogarde. In recent years it has been used occasionally as a family name, for example Bo Derek.

Levi (לוי; Standard Levy; Tiberian Lēwî; "attached", "joining") was, according to the Book of Genesis, the third son of Jacob and Leah, and the founder of the Israelite tribe of Levi (the Levites). Levi is a masculine given name. It means "joined to" in Hebrew.

Tedrick: # American meaning of the name TEDRICK for a boy:
* gift from God
# English meaning of the name TEDRICK for a boy:
* variation of Theodore, ruler of the people
# German meaning of the name TEDRICK for a boy:
* variation of Theodoric, ruler of the people

Peters

Definition: A patronymic surname meaning "son of Peter." The given name Peter is derived from the Greek "petros" meaning "stone."

Surname Origin: English, German

Alternate Surname Spellings: PETER, PETERSON

MONOlingual

2009-05-29T00:38:00.000-07:00

MAC USERS!

(1)

If you don't know about the program Monolingual, you might be as lame as I was 30 minutes ago.

This is one of the best ways to free up precious space on your wank machine.

http://monolingual.sourceforge.net/

It allows you to choose which languages to keep and which to ditch. I don't plan on ever using anything other than English. So I deleted all but English.

Mac allows you to change your whole computer and all its components into about 80 different languages which this Mac has a profile for.

This freed up over 3 gbs for me, the program is still running and continues to free up space.

(2)

The next best way that I have found to save space is to delete the preinstalled Printer Drivers.

You can choose to delete all or some. If you really need one later you can just install that driver at the time of need.

This gave me about 2 additional gigabytes.

Learn it.

Summer 2009- The beginning of the end of the beginning.

2009-05-10T10:24:00.000-07:00

News update on me.

I graduated, they tried to break my stride, they tried to pull me down. Oh no, I got to keep on movin, stay alive.

The next day I had an interview with Johnson Rauhoff, this rad photo firm in Benton Harbor.. so now I wait with my fingers crossed.

This summer is going to be more epic that last summer. Gabriel will not be here with me, so now I'm accepting applications for a co-pilot on this journey.

I've cut the red tape with giant scissors, in a weekend trip to chicago to hang out with Joey and Bradley. Took a train over yesterday, i'm still reading On the Road by Jack Keroauc. I will finish a book.

My Newest Camera

2009-04-22T07:28:00.000-07:00

Afrika

2009-03-14T16:10:00.000-07:00

Andrews University Cardinal Classic

2009-02-27T19:55:00.000-08:00

--CLICK TO ENLARGE--

Contact Info:

E-Mail: derekpetersphotography@gmail.com

Myspace: derekpetersphotography@gmail.com

Facebook: derekp@andrews.edu

Love & Music

2009-02-15T13:45:00.000-08:00

DEREK PETERS PHOTOGRAPHY™

Derek Peters Photography Contact Info:

Email & Myspace:
derekpetersphotography@gmail.com
Facebook:
derekp@andrews.edu

I helped build the set..

2009-01-11T14:06:00.000-08:00

.. for this video, and got a potential job offer..

I did the white trees and the wall with the rad wallpaper.

Nash is my Father.

2009-01-06T13:20:00.000-08:00

Here are some videos of my hero Steve Nash that you should watch:

If there are any thing I missed at them in a comment...

I'm just going to say it...

2008-11-28T12:02:00.000-08:00

I was just thinking about how rude it would be to wake up early and drink a bunch of coffee, then go home and piss in the coffee pot. Your roommates would wake up to the smell of hot coffee, and be real stoked only to find that it is coffee flavored piss.

Flowers in your hair.

2008-11-20T14:16:00.000-08:00

So the plan.

http://www.ncstravels.com/outbound-tours/ameripass.html

Around the US in 15 days... actually i'm skipping the east coast cuz ive saw most of it.

I want to do some alien hunting and see some people out in cali. ive never been west of colorade and I was younger than buck in those days.

I just want to see things and take pictures of those things, so if you are in Cali and want to let me borrow ya couch. that would be nice of you.

food will also be accepted with a smile. Does anyone have any suggestions as to what i should see while im away?

Grand canyon.. hollywood... area 51... roswell... etc? holla

[From Chris Lyons]
no lie ive been planning the same kinda thing, but i never considered the train angle. hmm. i wanna have a daily or bi-daily blog with photography when i do it. you should sign up here http://www.couchsurfing.com/
it's a network of people who share their couches for free.
1. in AZ you def wanna see Grand Canyon and the Red Rock Country
2. colorado has garden of the gods and mesa verde to name a few, not to mention badass snowboarding and rock climbing
3. Cali has everything. Alcatraz, Yosemite, San Diego, San Francisco, Los Angeles, John Muir Trail, hollywood, golden gate bridge, and the whole coastline is amazing for photography
4. Oregon has the Cascade Mountains, Crater Lake
5. S. Dakota has the badlands
6. If you're in Utah you wanna see monument valley
7. Wyoming has Yellowstone Natl park
8. Las vegas in nevada and area 51
9. of course there's roswell NM
i know there are a million amazing places to go that i missed but there- you have some options

LIghts in the Sky

2008-11-16T08:52:00.000-08:00

Last Night we went and saw Nine Inch Nails in Grand Rapids at the Van Andel Center.
We got there and they upgraded us to VIP for some reason. It was rad. Their lightshow was amazing. They has a screen in front of them and a screen behind. The screen in front was like... interactive.

Theres tons of videos online already...

So Glad

2008-11-06T16:07:00.000-08:00

So glad these darned elections are over, hopefully I won't have to hear about it anymore, and have democrats try to tell me that that i think or believe is wrong and how there is only one way to think.I'm not so stoked on our president elect, but I wasnt stoked on Bill Clinton either and he turned out to be a pretty rad prez. I think that with the way the world is going there is only one direction that the world will be going and that isnt up, and that isnt a bad thing.

I have to apologize for my lack of interesting blogs. I have secretly figured out what one of the big stimuli is, the other is my killer class schedule.

I used to feel so responsible for entertaining my flock, and I haven't had a decent blog that was worth reading in months.

So i decided for my next blog that i am going to require something from you... send me a picture of yourself performing the WU TANG symbol with your hands.

do it right now before you forget.

Done getcha mid blown

2008-11-04T12:46:00.000-08:00

watch this...

and watch x-files season 7 episode 13.

This will end those deceiving girls stupid "myspace shots"

iamband

2008-10-27T11:48:00.000-07:00

This coming Sunday I am shooting the highly esteemed Berrien Spring's IAMBAND.

Masturs of sweet sexual tones over chest gripping grooves.

So without further adue: (sp?)

Production Plans:

meet at the studio at 10am
Shoot-
Black background til 1030
Ringflash until 1100
Fisheye until 1200
Overhead Van shot until 100
(one hour give or take for unexpected shit)

People in shoot.

Derek- Photoer
Lowry- Caddie/Wingman (guy who makes sure i dont do anything stupid.)
Jay- Asst. -Lighting expert
Thom- Asst. -Music & Lighting expert
Anali- Asst. -wardrobe and posing expert
Seth- vocals, geetar
Nate- vocals, bass
Tom- vocals, drumz
Teddy- vocals, keyz

[bridge shot]

This is one of my favorite ideas, it also helps that they drive a rad van.
I think I'm gonna shoot this maybe in Niles, unless I find a better bridge location.

I'm going to have Jay and Thom each with a light, battery pack, and meter on the ground... the plan is to shoot around f8 or higher if possible.

IAMBANDERS- around van.

Wardrobe: warms clothes.. scarves, winter hats, etc. (retroish if possible)

Props: caution cone, blanket, van...

[Fisheye shot]

For this one I'm getting Gersh's fisheye camera. location... not sure yet.

Wardrobe: whatever.

Props: dry erase markers? to write iamband or something on the van.

I think that ill just have 2 large white panels lighting it.

[Ring flash shot]

Im gonna do a rendition of this in the studio with ringflash with 4 different color backgrounds.

Wardrobe: something different that the van shoots.

[Black Bkgd Shot]

Something like this was requested so... im gonna do a spin off with a black background thats already made in the studio with holes in that that i will light from the back so it shines thru then ill have 2 lights on either side of the background.

For wardrobe: Im not exactly sure, either dressed up with ties,etc (like in that one show you/they had) ether that or... whatever clothes you/they like .

Lastly i had an idea that we can try if they want... and if we have time.

Its kind of the chili peppers nude idea. covering their stuff. with I- AM- BA- ND
written on them. I thought that might be funny.

Just lit in the cateye fashion, barndoors etc.

Hank Moody

2008-10-21T06:57:00.000-07:00

Randomized Thought-

The life of Hank Moody is far too similar to mine.

I think the Hank Moody story might be my story.

Me Lately.

2008-10-16T08:44:00.000-07:00

"Every Day Is Exactly The Same"

I believe I can see the future
Cause I repeat the same routine
I think I used to have a purpose
But then again
That might have been a dream
I think I used to have a voice
Now I never make a sound
I just do what I've been told
I really don't want them to come around

Oh, no

Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same

I can feel their eyes are watching
In case I lose myself again
Sometimes I think I'm happy here
Sometimes, yet I still pretend
I can't remember how this got started
But I can tell you exactly how it will end

I'm writing on a little piece of paper
I'm hoping someday you might find
Well I'll hide it behind something
They won't look behind
I'm still inside here
A little bit comes bleeding through
I wish this could have been any other way
But I just don't know, I don't know what else I can do.

By: Trent Reznor

2008-10-12T21:42:00.000-07:00

2008-10-12T17:32:00.000-07:00

OPOS

2008-09-29T15:32:00.000-07:00

I jsut got my donor card back and apparently I'm O Positive.

So if any of you need some blood, i will be most accommodating.

O Positive Blood Type

Persons with O Positive Type Blood can recieve the following types of blood:

* O Positive
* O Negative

O Positive type blood can be safely given to persons with blood types:

* O Positive
* A Positive
* B Positive
* AB Positive

Interesting SDA Stuff

2008-09-26T20:07:00.000-07:00

Some Photo Ideas

2008-09-25T15:51:00.000-07:00

ok so i have an idea for a photoshoot that i would like lowry to help me with...

I wanna shoot someone in ITS around the computers... like... scared of the government/ alien abduction.

i wanna setup lights and stuff some night...

and they will prolly have some aluminum foil on their heads to block mind control.

and then i can have my new X files poster on the wall... not so noticable but jsut to add to a busy cluttered background

lets do it

as a side thought... there are some prime windows for staging and abduction...

I just need a semi nerdy... proper model...

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Idea #2:

I just e-mailed several Funeral Homes in hopes of doing a self portrait in a casket.

Seems like it could be thought provoking...

Just me lying there in a crappy suit... will there be people around crying? i dunno..

maybe a discoball and techno music... maybe both.

This will simply require someone to push the button... or should i use the long trigger?

Should I have a reverend present? Will any funeral home go for this loony binned idea?

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Idea #3-

This will double for 2 different projects... one that evolves into another...

Its something like Botticeli's Birth of Venus... sort of... anyway thats the inspiration...

It will be a girl in a vineyard? naked or not? or partially? standing on something...
in a like pose to B.O.V. holding grapes.

I need a girl a little more (or less) shapely than Venus. Dark hair... etc.

So in the end i doubt there will be much reference to BOV...

and who

Step two... I will eventually (by the end of the semester) turn it into a Mosaic for Art History class.

I plan to make my own tiles, and make my own paint... this sounds like a job for Whitefox...

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Idea #4-

Maybe my best idea... the idea is to let some girls play dress up... this idea involves me not having an idea... some wicked crazy fashion shoot or something.

bright colors, techno music... energy.... yeh.... this is good.

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Idea #5-

I wanna shoot The Glen Dog aka Glen the Wolfman... in his chicken suit... beer mug suit... wolf suit... leprachan suit... etc... i shot him once... but i feel like i need to again.

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Idea #6-

There are a few girls at Andrews that I've been wanting to shoot... sut randoms with bright orange hair... freckles... etc... i'll email them now i think..

i wanna do a short self series with 4x5 color.

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Idea #7-

Asian Shoot-- I really wanna do a bright colorful-yet high whites shoot with either 1 or 3 asians... dressed in Asianish clothes... and in my mind i see umbrellas... I see Red Green and or Yellow or Blue chinese style dresses with matching umbrellas... I also see crazy makeup ... with that rad Geisha style lipstick.

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Idea # 8-

I've had an idea for a groupish hipsterish shoot... a bunch kids in the clothes the kids are wearing... those skinny jeans, spandex, those trendy scarves, sun glasses, bright colors... etc etc....

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Idea # 9-

I've really been wanting to do a series on twins... there are a few running around out there... nothing solid for concept yet tho

Roswell, New Mexico

2008-09-21T10:48:00.001-07:00

I'm thinking of going camping in Roswell for spring break or christmas break or something. Who is in? We will check out the site of the alien landing... take some metal detectors... and see how close to Area 51 we can get. Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me? who's coming? who's coming with me?

Art Students

2008-09-19T10:27:00.000-07:00

This is definatly me!

Team Gnar Shred

2008-07-31T08:51:00.001-07:00

Team Gnar Shred

Now has its own blog

http://teamgnarshred.blogspot.com/

Rekognize!

Poppin' Shots....

2008-07-13T14:45:00.000-07:00

I did a photoshoot for a local model a few days ago... here are a few favorites...

Gnar Shredding

2008-07-13T14:28:00.000-07:00

So Gabriel and I are trying to become professional sandboarders.

Its harder than we thought.

It started pritty primitive with just a board that we found in Gersh's garage.

We also tried a shovel... not dice...

Then we moved to a skateboard deck... not much better

Currently we are working on modifying a Wal-Mart snowboard and an old wake board.

We have been reading many articles but nothing has been to helpful- in a freeish manner.

We don't feel like spending any money... but we did buy a cinnabun candle and an apple pie candle to give us some extra speed.

I got my first grab trick yesterday.

more to come...

Upon our 3rd trial

We learned that candle wax is grippy.

We found some new rad hills to shred the gnar on.

We need to go again with cameras and video cameras..

Our Sandboarding Crew is called Gnar Shred ™

THE END OF THE WORLD traveling. [pt.IV]

2008-07-02T22:52:00.000-07:00

Today concluded my trip around the middle east.

The previous blogs will blow your dome scope and today and last night was a good ending to it all.

I ended my travels in Chicago the greatest city on earth. I stayed with Ian and Tyler...

[ian and tylers house]

we had a plain good night like usual...

... me and gabriel got lost to and from millenium park on our bikes...

I lost my wallet... no no my wallet was stolen by this guy that doesnt speak a real language...

...i understood "you want yayo?" and that was it.

anyway he stole it im real sure... it contained the $20 dollars that i needed to return home by train... my drivers license... my andrews id... and pictures of my children...

that was lame... so... tyler, gabriel, and I pulled together some money and to get from Division street to South Bend we found that we were short nearly 15 dollars.

So as we always do... we winged it.

[wheres derek and tyler?]

We went to Millenium Park and sat there with a sign until we have enuff money to ride the train home....

it turned out that some lady was so kind that she jsut handed us a twenty dollar bill.

that was cool... the next step would have been selling clothes and all of our possessions... selling gabriel into sex slavery... or doing things for money.

she saved us.

we made it home and here i sit a very happy dp.

[me sleeping by the observatory]

to end i would like to thank my friends that housed my sorry ass along the way...

First my mother...

next ashley

then a huge huge thanks to brad boivin- one of the best humans alive

then to tyler for begging with me.. and ian

then lowry and seth for picking us up and driving alot.

then gabriel for experiencing it all with me... you are my samwise gamgee...

to everyone i now owe... good luck seeing that money again sukkaz!!!!

dp salutes to a good summer

and more to come

[the crew]

Happy Birthday Matisyahu! [pt.III]

2008-06-30T23:41:00.000-07:00

How do I even start this.

Tonight was equal to last night, in a whole different way.

Me and Gabriel went to see Matisyahu live in Milwaukee.

We got there 2 hours before it started and weaseled our

way into the very front very middle. This was a good start

to a great night. We had 2 big bored guys in front of us that

eventually left and we upgraded to the very front railing just

meters from the man himself. We had underage drunk girls all around

us and one thought it neccesary to rub her boobies and vaj all over

gabriel then later the same to me. everyone was making out so she

tried that shit on me but like a boss i gave the the ole face mask

and push away. boss status.

then we had some drunk guy weasel in and then cry about how his gf was out

somewhere in the crowd cheating on him to every person around he was real annoying.

i told him to get the eff over it because matis will make it all better.

then a rabbi and his son weaseled their way in. that was cool tho because his

son kept it so hood and he helped amp everyone around him.

at some point a girl threw up on our feet.

at some point some chemical was sprayed and I almost threw up.

at some point I wondered why I had wore flip flops to a concerto.

it was bad. the show was the best.

matisyahu did some new stuff and all the old classics... like jerusalem

it was his birthday so we all sang happy birthday to him.

and thats when SHIT WENT DOWN.

after being backstage yesterday i saw how the security was so intense

well...

somehow matis convinced them to let on like 15 people onto the stage.

once they were there he yells "i want everyone on the stage"

so me and gabriel jumped up and with like 70 other people

started dancing with matisyahu!!!!!

bouncers went ape! it was nuts it turned into a crazed riot

and all kind people were getting the crap kicked out of them by the bouncers

it was total chaos. total.

so once the song was over we went backstage with him and thats the time that

gabriel and I got split up.

we both got to be by him for prolly only a few moments

but in that time gabriel got some shots... one of matis smoking a cigarette

which we wont show out of respect for his image then gabriel got pulled out

by a big ass bouncer.

then came the best part as i was being escorted out matis tosses me his yamaka.

and someone gave him a packers hat which he wore backwards for the rest of the night.

the strange thing was that on the inside of the yamaka it has someone elses name

so i have no clue where he got it...

he had a major hard him keeping things on his head for some reason

he has a couple different yamakas on and toward the beginning of the show

he wore a badgers hat backwards.

[packershat]

i forgot to mention that i think the lead singer of my new favorite band the polyphonic

spree was up on the VIP deck that was also very trill trill.

so once all of the hoods were yanked off of the stage we had one more

song with about 10x the security guards. what can i say? it was a good night.

again like last night it was jsut one of those things that you can never live

again...

and words will never describe.

weed smoke was also in abundance... even on the bus ride back.

our african american bus driver even had to make a "no weed smoking" announcement.

Life Update. [pt.II]

2008-06-29T23:21:00.000-07:00

So for those who want to know what is up with me...

I quit the crappy custodial job.

I've been working for myself making better money.

I've had the best like... last 10 days ever.

The last blog explains part of it.

I'll start at the future and work to the past...

I'm going to see Matisyahu tomorrow, then I'm going to spend some time with Ian in Chicago for a day or two.

Then im gonna go back and work a bit.

Today I saw my friend Joe drum for a band called Truth in Fiction.

I got a press/back stage pass.

Jack's Mannequin was also back there.

That band sucks.

The whole thing was sponsered by Miller.

The band was real bummed to learn that they only got 12 beers for 5 members and a ton of crew to share.

It was really cool to be able to shoot between the crowd and the stage. I had bouncers protecting me from a ton of 16 year olds.

I won't lie I lived VIP status.

anyway that was cool..

The days previous I got to hang out with my friends at campmeeting.

I saw alot of friends that I haven't saw in awhile...

Casey Cunningham, Shannon Laursen, Kyle Westfall, Ashley Miller, Amanda Lane, Aaron Cook, the Martins, Kristy Chism, Mike Jakobsons, Joe Jakobsons, Alana Bongard, Ricky Otto... [more name droppping to be added as i think of them]

We went to Madison and saw Rhythm and Booms fireworks show... That was Americana at its finest.

Ah snap! I went on the GRAVATRON!! that radical fair ride where you spin at warp speeds. It was soooooo much better than i remember as a kid.... and sooo much more expensive...

...i lost my cellphone somewhere....

campmeeting was a good time... and of course i went to all of my meetings...

hit a home run in softball. dropped an easy catch. etc etc.

ive just been having a great summer so far.

Shine Hope Smile Love [pt.I]

2008-06-29T22:33:00.000-07:00

Today I died, today I was reborn.

I am a new person.

Polyphonic Spree.

I want to **** Goddesses, I want to shoot the purest Herion into my veins.

Nothing will compare to the thing which I jsut witnessed.

My life will never be the same. Music in the 4th dimension.

It is important that you understand what I am talking about.

There is no possible way to properly fathom the experience I just had.

All I can do I write words... it is an experience that one could only have in real life.

The emotional state, the adrenaline, the full range of sounds, the choreography, the hype hype hype...

I'm telling you. You will never see a better show than one given by the Polyphonic Spree.

They redefine music.

Now I will do my best to tell in words what is completely impossible.

Here goes...

Me, Gabriel, and Brad are at Cold Stone at Summerfest in Milwaukee when we here this amazing sound coming from a nearby stage...

We go to investigate and are instantly entranced. We see a band of about 27 kids about our age all singing and playing a huge spectrum of instruments.

There was one lead singer and a group of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen in the background singing also... pianos, drums, horns, flutes, chimes, a harp..... it keeps going.

The hype was unbelievable. It blows my mind that I never never heard of this band before.

It blows my mind that the crowd was so relatively small.

The lead singer tells us that this will be the last song.

As they sing, each member slowly leaves the stage, until it is only the crowd singing the chorus.

The next thing you know the whole band is dressed as angels running thru the crowd, then they go back on stage and keep playing.

At one point every single member is froze while the leader... who is somewhat Jesus looking and dressed sut walks around.

The leader honestly doesn't know that he is not JC himself by the way he leads the band and the crowd... he is often directing like a master music director... the whole band is constantly moving and smiling and singing.

It was more than my mind could hold.

The greatest band of all time is THE POLYPHONIC SPREE.

No food will ever have taste again.

No sound will ever be so pure.

No feel wil ever be felt again.

Sex will not be the same.

Alcohol and Cigarettes are no longer appealing.

You need in on this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Polyphonic_Spree

The lead singers voice is the purest I've prolly ever heard.

The girls who sing behind him are no less in that area.

I think this band must be seen live to fully understand this audial-orgasm.

This music is all on a whole new plain.

They seem to do alot of covers along with their own stuff..

they push life over the edge.

Seriously... I can't even tell you how good today was.

Lifes Flair

2008-06-26T14:40:00.000-07:00

Pluuggged

2008-06-26T14:17:00.000-07:00

Cousin plugging time...

http://www.myspace.com/lonecomposer

Check his new song: "A Dream"

Good stuff.

Bad Idea

2008-06-26T06:04:00.000-07:00

I learned last night that...

2 Week out dated yogurt + Grape and Raspbery Jelly + Fake Frosted Mini Wheats

=/= A Fruit and Yogurt Parfait.

You WILL wake up with worse gut-rot that ever before.

Dirty - Love

2008-06-25T10:57:00.000-07:00

Yes! New blog inspiration.

So my roommate Gabriel from Italy... who is actually from Argentina... anyway... he moved in with me for the summer... has been wanting to go play tennis every since he got here.

I hate tennis... but like soccer I decided to give it another try and I found that it is one of the greatest sports alive!

here's why...

1. Fit Asian women hang out at the tennis courts.
2. I can pretend to be John McEnroe.
3. It is acceptable to make sex noises while striking the ball.
4. Tennis fashion for both men and women is very sexy.
5. Scoring is cool... Rob kept saying Dirty - Love.
I don't know what that means, but its sexy.

So from now on, if you can't find me I will most likely be at the tennis courts... courts? is that what they are called? anywho...

F tha Po-lease 3.0

2008-06-17T15:49:00.000-07:00

Here is a recent discovery in the story from previous chapters..

..I found hoof prints on my door.

Milfs and Combos

2008-06-13T06:43:00.000-07:00

So we learned this week that there are an elevated number of hot mothers who shop at Meijers... this is a huge bonus when you are standing out on the hot sun all day passing out the delicious pretzel snacks known only as combos. Maybe it was the hot sun, or the fact or the boredom, or the fact that we were making 17 dollars an hour, or the good company of me, jesse, gersh, and dave but it was a good day...

.. if anyone likes combos... i have 25 lbs of them.

Baby Hodag

2008-06-10T17:10:00.000-07:00

I got a baby Hodag named Smaug aka Vivianne.

If I round up a digital camera ill post a pic or two.

top 8 humans of life

2008-06-07T23:20:00.000-07:00

not in this order.

1. Eric Lisica
2. Stratton Tingle
3. Gershum Kim
4. Tyler Burns
5. Brett Newman.
6. Jesse Buller
7. Swayze
8. tba

Eff the Police Version 2.0

2008-06-07T22:37:00.000-07:00

Check this shit.

I got pulled over by the 5-0

for.... not coming to a complete stop... not wearing a helmet... and wearing dark colored clothes at night...

then the pig looks at me and says..

"I know you.... arent you from the "sex palace"?"\

i said no you homo its the poon palace

DP wizzdumb

2008-06-07T22:36:00.001-07:00

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=60307844&blogID=374995977&indicate=1

Simeon Rocks II

2008-06-03T21:20:00.000-07:00

Warface

2008-06-02T08:44:00.000-07:00

You got a war face? AHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!

It's been too long since we've had such an epic battle between two renowned dynasties.

The Celts are back from a long finals sabbatical and the Lakers want another chance without stupid Gary Payton to ruin it for them.

Stupid Gary Payton!!

Both teams saw some major trades this year with KG going to the Celtics and Gasol being traded to the Lakers.

I am only a current Lakers fan, since the Suns weren't so hot this year. Im stoked on any team that can beat the two teams i hate the most; Spurs and Pistons.

Lakers are going to win tho, I don't want any Boston/NE team to ever win anything. I want to drink the tears of certain people from that area.

This series is going to be decided by intensity the Warface.

Gasol has his warface!

KG has his Warface

Kobe brought his Warface!

Paul Pierce needs some warface work.

GO LAL!

Skunk'd

2008-05-30T11:03:00.000-07:00

I would just like to point out that skunks really have a bad rep.
They really aren't as bad as people think. I think that they are
just very misunderstood creatures. They are very much like a kitten.

Today I was at work at like 7amish and i was walking to one of the
buildings and I happen to notice a skunk. At this point in my life
I was very ignorant when I came to skunks. People tend to look at skunks
the way too many white people look at black people and vise versa.

Once you get to know them that are actually proper decent creatures.
At first I tried to make it spray from a distance, by clapping and
rock throwing, but this skunk was more busy eating something.

Then the skunk noticed me and started running at me. This made me
feel a little uncomfortable so I quickly ran into the building.
It turns out that the skunk jsut wanted to chill cuz it paced out
side the glass dooring waiting for me for awhile. Then I saw it
outside of the window from one of the rooms that I was cleaning.
So I slammed the window hoping that it would spray cuz I thought
that skunk spray in the middle of Andrews campus would be a nice
treat for all the May Express student who are still half asleep
to awaken to.

It turns out the skunk wasn't interested in spraying and after
I had been rude to it for most of the morning it went on its
way to find a new friend.

The Interpretation of Dreams

2008-05-29T08:29:00.000-07:00

first of all Sigmund Freud was a crock, I tried reading TIOD... and all he would do is give his patients large amounts of cocaine and purty much interpret what they "drempt.".. his grandson's art was pritty rad tho.

While taking my afternoon nap yesterday I had a rad dream, in which no cocaine was involved.. I was at an I Love Lucy convention, I don't know why. Then that Blink 182 came on "What's My Age Again?" [it jsut so happens that i'm 23]

I got really stoked and suddenly there was a track around the convention and i start running and stripping... then all the Lucy look-alikes started chasing me.

It was all in slo-mo and the gravity was cut by like 30 percent... I got all the way around the track one, and there was my parents looking very disapprovingly at me. So I woke up.

I have no legs

2008-05-27T17:12:00.001-07:00

This guy is really tuff... its a favorite clip from the movie KIDS

Its about an amoral, HIV-positive skateboarder sets out to deflower as many virgins as possible while a local girl who contracted his disease tries to save his next target from her same fate.

I want to believe

2008-05-27T10:49:00.000-07:00

enuff said.

The Becoming

2008-05-25T18:16:00.000-07:00

I have my life figured out. My life is like the first time you watch M. Night Shyamalan's Unbreakable. When I watched it for the first time I barely got through it, then when I saw the ending... it totally made it all worth it. All this time I have been living like Mr. Glass. I don't achieve what I can because I fill my head with "comic books." When in reality I am Bruce Willis' character David Dunn, a "superman" and I just never realized it... because I had to become him through my past and previous experience... When I starting thinking about this I realized I am also like Strider aka the Dúnadan aka Estel aka Elessar Telcontar Thorongil aka Aragorn, son of Arathorn. I was Derek but without noticing I have become DP the Boss, I am untouchable... back to Unbreakable, tho... That is how my life is. One really long and boring movie with an amazing ending, making it all worth it. My life has been pritty lame but there will come a time when I shall begin my reign. People will know me, I will have many leather bound books and my study will smell of sweet mahogany. My life's theme has lyrics something like this; "Back Then They Didn't Want Me, Now I'm Hot They All On Me."

Love Me Some OJ

2008-05-25T17:46:00.000-07:00

I have a confession to make: I'm a fan of Lil Wayne.
...and I rarely listen to Mike Jones anymore.

The Darkside of the Ring

2008-05-25T10:40:00.000-07:00

Quickbeam aka Bregalad- Coolest Character in Lord of the Rings... followed by Tom Bombadil.

I think they they both deserve their own movies... I think that they could be combined into a movie.

It was obvious that Quickbeam possessed the powers to grow lots of plants, and sell them on the DL.

Imagine the cron he must have had... Also there is an undeniable link between Tom and the Ents.

As you may or may not know when Bilbo was in Withywindle where Tom Bombadil he was attacked by

trees. It is very possible and likely that these were the remains of the Entwives. Withywindle is part of

Old Forest, a tributary of the Brandywine river, on eastern edge of the shire. Fangorn Forest (Treebeard's

other name is Fangorn. Is very far SE from this point. The Ents searched for their wives but is it possible

that this small old forest was overlooked? It was a magical and dangerous forest, so not many entered it.

Except for Tom Bombadil because he was most likely hiding out in there,so he could deal with Quickbeam

and his supplies. They could easily transport back anad forth from The Brandywine, to the Ocean, and up

The Angren via the Fords of Isen right up to Fangorn. Quickbeam could easily slip out into the mountains

and send his secret forest growth down to Tom. Quickbeam and Tom definately had an import/export

business going on. I think that the Ent wives were trapped in The Old Forest by some kind of spells.

Where do you think all the shire's pipe weed came from? They were bordering Old Forest and im sure

that Tom would slip them some goods so that they would continue to have the blind eye towards their

operation. You can notice when looking at a map that there is a very convient river to each major kingdom

of middle earth, its a perfect business... this can all be backed up in the Trilogy books and from any tales

of Tom. Here is a list of drugs they probably sold along with other things Quickbeam would think up:

Aeglos, Alfirin, Athelas, Culumalda, Elanor, Lairelosse, Laurinque, Lebethron, Lissuin, Mallorn, Mallos,

Nessamelda, Niphredil, Oiolaire, Seregon, Simbelmyne, Taniquelasse, Uilous, Vardarianna, Yavannamire,

and of course pipe-weed, but i think that all of the above were varieties of pipe-weed.

Tribute to A Reader

2008-05-25T01:08:00.000-07:00

So I have this friend on Myspace and Now on Blogspot, who is Darth Vader. A Darth Vader who plays some proper Led Zeppelin and looks like that kid from Idol Hands and Wild America.

I thought that I should mosdef post his comment. This guy is so Trill.

I am now a huge fan of Troy Loves Zeppelin, and I would elect you to be also... Even tho he doesn't have the Immigrant Song on his profile... he really wails.

Troy Who Loves Zeppelin you are the Boss!

FUCK THE PO-LEESE!

2008-05-24T23:14:00.001-07:00

Ok... I say FUCK THE MAN- I hate the 5-0!

These two dumb shit smokies just came to my house at 2am and interrupted my hyper text markup languaging!

I hear this ridiculously loud banging coming from the living room, and I thought it was Seth being his usual self... But something was different so I went out to investigate to find that the banging was coming from the door. It sounds like they had a battering ram on the other side.

I thought it was Bryan so I said "Bryan?" No answer... "Who it is" Said I

"Berrien County Fuzz!" Said They.

"Where is Bryan?" asked one Smokey.. (There were 2 Swine)

"May We Come it?" asked the other Dick.

NEVER EVER EVER SAY YES!!

Those Fucking pigs just abuse their power.

It turns out that Bryan hit a pole 6 months ago in the winter. As they Fuzz were driving by they saw it and thought they needed to investigate at 2am. Then wake up half the fucking hood.

"It looked fresh because there was no rust in the dent" Said one Donut Muncher.

They threatened to take his license because Bryan didn't know that- If you hit something... anything at all you have to call the police and fill out a report.

"What do you smoke out of your bong?" One of the Fucktards asked pointing to the Houka.

"Crack yo!" Said Bryan.

Then he pulled his nine.

Summer Eventage

2008-05-24T16:49:00.000-07:00

So Here Is A List Of Summer Events

MAY
May 31 - Gavin Heslop's Birthday

JUNE
June 2 - Dick Bass' Birthday (Naked dudes.. with boners)
June 5 - Brett Newman & Aris Rivera's Birthday
June 9 - Jordan Wisniewski's Birthday
June 12 - Brandon Lowry's Birthday (Strippers!!)
-Tito Sanchez's Birthday
June 13 - Bryan Szaflaski's Birthday
June 14 - Flag Day (The Best Ever)
June 21 - Summer Solstice (No Clue? (Too lazy to google it!))
June 21 - Gay Brad's Graduation Party
June 25 - George the 7th Birthday
June 27 - James Whitefox (I think he finally turns 18(the kid never ages))

JULY
July 2 - Julee Johnston & Rob Grimm's Birthday
July 3 - Kyle Westfall's Birthday
July 4 - Independence Day (End of the World)
July 5 - Kelsey Davis' Birthday
July 10 - Lindsay Lardino, Ozzie Rodriguiz, Jackie Shotwell's B-Day
July 12 - Lorren Hickman's Birthday
July 18 - The Dark Knight (Haha! stupid, dead Heath Ledger)
July 21- Jeremy Dupper's Birthday
July 25 - X-FILES - I WANT TO BELIEVE (I will be camping out one week in advance outside the theater if anyone wants to join me)

AUGUST
August 1- Seth Wiedemann's Birthday
August 3 - Jae Park's Birthday
August 3-5 - Lollapalooza (Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Kanye West, The Raconteurs, Gnarls Barkey, Bloc Party, Lupe Fiasco, Iron & Wine, Blues Traveler, Saul Williams, The GO! team, Flogging Molly, G Love and Special Sauce....)

Anyone know of anything else that I can add?

2008-05-24T11:10:00.001-07:00

Easter Egg Hunting

2008-05-24T07:11:00.000-07:00

So yesterday was quite an adventure. Me, Seth, and Rob being about as poor and hungry as it gets, got all of our pocket change together and all the cans and bottles we could find... all equally about $8.50 and we got 20 pre made burgers and 1 loaf of bread. Then we went out to Jill's with Jesse Jesse and went Easter Egg Hunting but the Eggs were actually wild asparagus. We feasted like Kings! Today I am making asparagus soup. I already made pickled asparagus. We had BBQ'd asparagus yesterday. We have so much asparagus now that I plan to; barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, asparagus kebabs, asparagus creole, asparagus gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple asparagus and lemon asparagus, coconut asparagus, pepper asparagus, asparagus soup, asparagus stew, asparagus salad, asparagus and potatoes, asparagus burger, asparagus sandwich... That's, that's about it. You should come over and eat with us.

Also I sorta gave Jesse a hair cut... a combo of air suction and too much lighter fluid. I thought that was pritty funny until everyone starting pointing at my hair and laughing.

Public Service Anoucement

2008-05-23T11:10:00.000-07:00

This is DP telling you to get off the internet and
get some fresh air, you lames! Exercise won't kill you, fatty!
I'm getting off and going out.
follow me.

Before 12

2008-05-23T07:29:00.001-07:00

I was just thinking... It there a difference in drinking before noon and listening to dirty gangster rap before noon?

class doodles

2008-05-22T20:13:00.000-07:00

Recency

2008-05-22T17:19:00.000-07:00

Nothing blogable has happened to me recently and nothing funny is going on inside my head.

I wake up at 610 everyday and go to a job that I hate. Sometimes I think I shoudl start smoking drugs. I would smoke drugs If my job afforded drugs. Sometimes I think alot about selling drugs. They say that men think about sex every 12 seconds. I think about selling drugs every 11 seconds and I start thinking about it again before that 11 seconds is up.

I'm still living in the house that was once the highly esteemed "Poon Palace" aka "Sex Haven" but there has been a lack of any of that. My roommate Rich B, seems to hold it down for the all of us. Anything that the rest of us get is nothing or unwanted or of sub-par quality- its generally less-than-optimal. So "The Palace" has once again become The masturbatory cave... with no parenthesis involved. Thats ok with me though... I don't even wanna deal with that shiz. I attract the crazies... real loony bin material... and once the receive equilibrium (if they last that long) they disappear. But we are a generation of men raised by women, I'm wondering if another women isn't what we need.

My roommates are pritty (d)gay. I had a sign on my door that read; Rules of Dereks Room: 1. No Farting 2. No talking about gymnastics and 3. No "n" words. So they ripped it down and do it as much as they can. I want to punish them.

I found a 5 leaf clover a few days ago... Im not sure if i should pluck off one leaf or if i should keep the extra one for extra good luck. I'm thinking that the extra leaf might be hexing me. I think ill just throw it away just to be safe.

My guy Jesse is planning to move into The Palace, so that should up our game pushing it like 2 stops. We will command center in our room and make some roboto music. I've been trying to make something amazing but Ive discovered that along with my color blindness, I am not musical and also very tone deaf.

Into Mordor

2008-05-18T11:12:00.002-07:00

HELP ME!

2008-05-15T20:53:00.000-07:00

Anyone know of or have a decent paying job that I could get for the summer?

I can't live off of undercooked beans all summer!!

Movies That I Mos Def Dont Have Pirated.

2008-05-15T14:47:00.001-07:00

James Bond Collection
Dr.No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Thunderball
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Live And Let Die
The Man With The Golden Gun
The Spy Who Loved Me
Moonraker
For Your Eyes Only
Octopussy
A View To Kill
The Living Daylights
License To KIll
Goldeneye
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World Is Not Enough
Die Another Day
Casino Royale

1980's Collection
Batteries Not Included
Bloodsport
Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue
E.T.
Ferris Buller's Day Off
Full Metal Jacket
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters 2
Good Morning Vietnam
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Labyrinth
The Goonies
The Princess Bride
The Breakfast Club
The Monster Squad
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Who's The Man

1990's Collection
Bebe's Kids
Bio-Dome
Black Sheep
Boogie Nights
Cool Runnings
Cruel Intentions
Dazed & Confuzed
Deadman On Campus
Double Dragon
GI Jane
Half Baked
Heavyweights
Home Alone
Home Alone- Lost in NY
In The Army Now
Jawbreaker
KIDS
Mercury Rising
Office Space
Shawshank Redemption
SLC Punk
Son In Law
Space Jam
Super Mario Brothers
Superbowl XXXI
The Basketball Diaries
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Rapture
The Sandlot
The Virgin Suicides
The Saint
Tombstone
Weird Science

American Pie Collection
American Pie 1
American Pie 2
American Wedding

Angelina Jolie Collection
Gia
Hackers
Tomb Raider I
Tomb Raider II
Playing God
Taking Lives
The Bone Collector

Austin Powers Collection
International Man Of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember

Ben Stiller Collection
Envy
Royal Tenebaums
Starsky & Hutch

Brad Pitt Collection
Se7en
Seven Years In Tibet
Snatch
Twelve Monkeys

Broken Lizard Collection
Beerfest
Supertroopers

Denzel Washington Collection
Inside Man
Man On Fire
Training Day

Documentary Collection
Andy Warhol
Ansel Adams- Master Photographer Series
Basquiat
AW's Bike Boy
The Devil & Daniel Johnston
David LaChapelle- Portrait of a Photographer
AW's Factory Girl
I Shot Andy Warhol
Annie Leibovitz- Photographer
The Gods Must Be Crazy
The Gods Must Be Crazy II
AW's Trash
AW's Poor Little Rich Girl

Dumb and Dumber Collection
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumberer- When Harry Met Llyod

Edward Norton Collection
American History X
Fight Club
Rounders
The Illusionist
The Italian Job
The Score

Elijah Wood Collection
Everything Is Illuminated
Green Steet Hooligans
Via Verde Ultras

Foreign Films Collection
Amelie
City Of God
Hot Fuzz
Jeux d'Enfants
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
Shaun Of The Dead

Free Willy Collection
Free Willy
Free Willy- The Adventure Home
Free Willy- The Rescue

Gangster Collection
American Gangster
Casino
Goodfellas
Heat
Scarface
The Godfather I
The Godfather II
The Godfather III

The Hannibal Lectar Collection
Hannibal
Hannibal Rising
Manhunter
Red Dragon
Silence Of The Lambs

Happy Madison Collection
Anger Management
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
Bulletproof
Grandma's Boy
Happy Gilmore
I Know Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Little Nicky
Punch Drunk Love
Reign Over Me
The Waterboy
The Wedding Singer

The Holiday Collection
A Charlie Brown Christmas
A Christmas Story
Frosty The Snowman
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Indiana Jones Collection
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Temple Of Doom
The Last Crusade

Jim Carrey Collection
Ace Ventura
Ace Ventura II
Batman Forever
Bruce Almighty
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Liar Liar
Me, Myself, & Irene
The Mask
The Truman Show
The Cable Guy

Johnny Depp Collection
Benny & Joon
Blow
Chocolat
Cry Baby
Don Juan DeMarco
Donnie Brasco
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
Finding Neverland
From Hell
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Pirates Of The Carribean I, II, & III
Platoon
Private Resort
Secret Window
Sleepy Hollow
Sweeney Todd
The Brave
The Libertine
The Man Who Cried
The Ninth Gate
The Corpse Bride
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Johnny Knoxville Collection
The Dukes Of Hazard
The Ringer

Kal Penn Collection
Harold & Kumar- Go To White Castle
Van Wilder

Kevin Smith Collection
Chasing Amy
Clerks I
Clerks II
Clerks (Animated Series)
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Mallrats

Matt Stone & Trey Parker Collection
Baseketball
Beavis & Butthead- Do America
Orgazmo

Might Ducks Collection
Mighty Ducks I
Mighty Ducks II
Mighty Ducks III

Action Collection
300
American Outlaws
Children of Men
Die Hard- Live Free Or Die Hard
Grindhouse I
Grindhouse II
Shoot'em Up
The Recruit

Comedy Collection
Borat
Dude Where's My Car
Evolution
Family Guy Movie- Stewie Griffin's Untold Story
Freddy Got Fingered
Joe Dirt
Juno
Kickin It Old Skool
Kingpin
Larry The Cable Guy- Health Inspector
Malibu's Most Wanted
Nacho Libre
Napoleon Dynamite
Not Another Teen Movie
Red Green's Duct Tape Forever
Robin Hood- Men In Tights
Ready To Rumble
Sky High
The Darjeeling Limited
Waiting
Without A Paddle

Drama Collection
8 Mile
A Knight's Tail
Almost Famous
Black Snake Moan
Boiler Room
Count Of Monte Cristo
Dirty Pretty Things
Donnie Darko
Outside Providence
The Beach
Requiem For A Dream
Road To Perdition
The Squid & The Whale
The World's Fastest Indian
Under The Tuscan Sun
Varsity Blues
Into The Wild

Fantasy Collection
A Clockwork Orange
Lady In The Water
Lord Of The Rings (Animated)
Nanny McPhee
The Brothers Grimm
The Hobbit (Animated)
X-Files- Fight The Future

Monty Python Collection
The Quest For The Holy Grail
The Life Of Brian

Nicolas Cage Collection
8MM
Con Air
Faceoff
Gone In 60 Seconds
Lord Of War
National Treasure I
National Treasure II
Snake Eyes
The Rock

Old Films Collection
Ben Hur
Blazing Saddles
Spartacus
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Peter Jackson Collection
The Fellowship Of The Ring
The Two Towers
The Return Of The King
King Kong

Russell Crow Collection
A Beautiful Mind
Gladiator

Shia Lebeouf Collection
Bobby
Charlie's Angels- Full Throttle
Holes
Disturbia
The Greatest Game Ever Played
The Battle Of Shaker Heights
Transformers

The Cure Collection
Greatest Hits
Trilogy

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Collection
TMNT I
TMNT II
TMNT III

Tom Cruise Collection
Rain Man
The Last Samurai
Top Gun

Vampire Collection
Interview With A View
Queen Of The Damned
Vampire Hunter D
Vampire Hunter D- Bloodlust

Walt Disney Collection
Alice In Wonderland
Cinderella
Lady & The Tramp
Pocahontas
Snow White & The Seen Dwarves
The Jungle Book
The Little Mermaid
Alladin
Beauty & The Beast
Fantasia 2000
Hercules
Robin Hood
Sleeping Beauty
Tarzan
The Emperor's New Groove
The Fox & The Hound
The Lion King
The Prince Of Egypt
The Sword And The Stone

Wayne's World Collection
Wayne's World I
Wayne's World II

Will Ferrell Collection
A Night At The Roxbury
Anchorman
Blades Of Glory
Kicking & Screaming
Old School
Semi Pro
Stranger Than Fiction
Superstar
Talladega Nights
Zoolander

Will Smith Collection
Enemy Of The State
Independence Day

X-Men Collection
X-Men I
X-Men- United
X-Men- The Last Stand

Misc
Bleach Movie
3-10 To Yuma
Abandon
Everyone Says I Love You
Gangs Of New York
He Was A Quiet Man
Jumper
Lions For Lambs
No Country For Old Men
Rambo
The Brave One
Things We Lost In The Fire

TV Series Collection
Bam's Unholy Union
Viva La Bam (Seasons 1-4)
Band Of Brothers
Bleach (Season's 1-6)
The Boondocks (Seasons 1-2)
Californication
Chapelle's Show (Seasons 1-2)
Entourage (Seasons 1-4)
Hellsing (Ep. 1-13)
Heroes (Seasons 1-2)
MTV Icon (The Cure)
Smallville (Seasons 1-4)
X-Files (Seasons 1-10)

Before Noon

2008-05-15T08:04:00.001-07:00

Before noon 3 things awesome have already happened to me.

First: I'm Drinking Vernors

Two: You know how you see guys pulled over on the side of the road to nap to rest up for the next leg of a long journey? Well today I saw that, but he was pulled over on kephart, taking a nap, while sitting on his bicycle.

Three: Was at work today cleaning the Nursing Dept. when i feel the need to relieve myself in a number two manner. This is sweet because i can just clean the toilet and just sit on it without being afraid of disease. So my next thought is which bathroom and which toilet. It just so happens that there is what i call inside my head "the luxury bathroom" but in my here there are no "'s anyway. Its the = to the womens restroom on the tv show the office, chillin chairs, full sized mirrors, disco ball, etc. SO i decide this is the water closer for me. To some this would be a problem because there is no "men's luxury loo" So I jsut put the Restroom out of Order/ DO NOT ENTER sign up and for extra protection I added the rubbish recepticle to the back of the door, and on top of all this my cleaning products are on the counter.

So I choose the nicest throne of the 3 in the bagno. Sit down to do the thing, Im there for about 20 seconds when I hear some wicked crashing. Some very angry sister crashed through my DO NOT ENTER sign in the first doorway, tries to push through the next door and realizes there is a trashcan on the inside. Instead of taking a hint she starts cursing under her breath slams the door open the waste basket flies, then she takes a seat beside me. I haven't saw anger like that in weeks. I'm pritty sure the smell in there was less than optimal, and im very sure she didnt even have to use the washroom because my the time her urine hit the water she was done. She did was her hands, more than I can say about myself.

I cant handle so much excitement all before noon.

My Spoon is TOO Big!

2008-05-12T14:38:00.003-07:00

Your Mom's A Ukelele!

2008-05-03T10:13:00.001-07:00

Letter Litter

2008-05-01T15:16:00.000-07:00

Bathroom Graffiti is the only art with thought and passion today.

It takes a very special artist to make this special art.

Their days starts off much like the rest of ours, When leaving my house
i grab all my pockets and mentally think "Cell, Keys, Wallet, Check."

The Bathroom graffiti does this "Magnum 55, Silver, Gold, Red, Blue, Black, small sizes, large sizes, heart full of hate, cellphone, keys, wallet, check."

The thought of this really amuses me, they must think/

"Man I Gotta Poop!, but I dont have my favorite sharpie."

"Bitch go get the marker! You know I can't take my morning dump without my marker."

My favorite graffiti is the religious stuff.

Such as John 3:16 in full verse

or "Smile Jesus Loves You"

Because REALLY who is taking that really great afternoon dump thinking "Man! Jesus Loves Me So Much! Thats why I have this huge mid-dump grin on my face."

I like when people write "Lowry Was Here" or just "Lowry" That is the best time to write sucks under it, or "has a small weiner"

As you may know i am a MCA, Mastur of the Custodial Arts, or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.

I was cleaning a bathroom a few weeks ago to find one stall completely covered in red marker, b ut not just one red marker. This friend has remembered to bring a backup, and the backup was of smaller size.

There was every word and some really interesting word combos that I had never even thought of before, like; "Lowry is a Fucktastic Bitch" [names have been changed to protect the innocent] To name some other random scribblings "Fuck" "Shit" etc.

and on the back of the door it says "Your a stupid bitch"

See this made me laugh beside whoever wrote this... [im hoping not a college student] Has the testes enough to call everyone sitting on this particular can a bitch, and a stupid one at that. Then spell "You're" wrong.

The smaller marker was seemingly used to drink some haterade on a girl that his guy didnt care for, but he had to write this paragraph under the TP dispenser which had to be somewhat of a trick because of the spacial ratio between the toilet, floor, wall, and dispenser.

It was almost like he was trying to hide it, but he completely under estimated his local MCA. He must not watch Scrubs.

B-log

2008-05-01T06:49:00.001-07:00

I feel uninspired. Now that school is out for the summer, school's our for ev-er!
I can focus on what is really important and this is blogging. I've recently been
surprised to find out that people actually read these. Hopefully I will bust a
new bust real soon.

4 Ever

2008-04-25T08:22:00.000-07:00

Jaded

2008-04-22T23:00:00.001-07:00

I dunno what it is... that time of the year or what, but everyone seems relationshipally (i created that word) jaded.

In general it seems to me like there are 2 kinds of people, the ones that get married and the ones that can't save a relationship to save their life. I'm definitely the latter.

I often wonder if its our generation or just the time/life period that which i currently occupy.

Gender roles are another thing that are totally jacked. I blame in on consumerism, but I will save that for another time. Women define and rule the relationships now, they are first to cheat, they make the rules and the guy just takes it... its a strange world we live in.

In more than one case that I've recently encountered people now like to hurt. I created a a quote about 5 minutes ago "The scars only exist if you look at them." People love their scars and let those scars clothe and define them.

There is no such thing as a bad experience. As long as there is experience it can't be bad.. Long Term that is.

My father once said something that has eternally affected my out look on love and life in general. and that is;

Think of that guy in the wheelchair, that one with that lame disease where there mind works just fine but nothing else does.....

How they wish they had my problems for just a day.

Just one day.

They will never experience that amazing feeling you get when you first get with that love interest...they will never experience any of the amazing feelings that led up to why you hate your ex... they will never have anything but a cold metal wheelchair.

The thought of that always makes me feel better... for myself that is.

My Rad Cousin "The Bryman" [for the ladies]

2008-04-22T20:57:00.000-07:00

Here is his gf application.

Bryan believes what while looks are important to the initial part of a relationship, he is more concerned with having a great personality.

Bryan has never had an official girlfriend per say, he has been keeping his options open maintaining his purity for that special girl.

Bryan has many rare talents that most would not expect. He is a very talented musician; his repertoire includes; Banjo, Bagpipes, Jaw Harp, Bodrhan, Didjeridoo, Ukulele, Spoons, and the Penny Whistle.

Bryan can bench press over 300 lbs.

He is very proud of his Polish, German, Irish, and Norwegian heritage. He mainly claims his Polish blood.

Bryan was awarded "The nicest buttocks on campus" by Boivin and Whitefox in 2008.

Bryan looks like the living statute of David, but with a large Polish Sausage. Rather than that tiny little pickle made famous by Michelangelo.

On the weekends Bryan enjoys things such as; Attending Church, Eating lunch with his closest friends, Playing his instruments, Enjoying the sun at the beach, Writing poetry int he park, Going out to eat, and whatever else Berrien Springs and the neighboring burrows have to offer.

"He is a gentleman and a scholar" -Derek Peters

"He is the funniest #$%^**() guy that I know" -Seth Wiedermann

"His bag and pipes are huge" -Van Malcolm

"He says hilarious things such as "that was my nick name in high school" instead of the lame "mom" and "thats what she said" jokes" -Stephanie Wilson

"He turned be down, because I only wanted sex, and my personality is weak." -Jessica Alba

"He used to beat me up in High School" -Chuck Norris

TBC.

I wish i was good at soccer/football/calcio

2008-04-17T19:16:00.000-07:00

The look on those danged foreign kids faces after they
beat me in the gam... no hobb... no past time of euro
football makes me furious inside. Its the dumbest past
time ever. I have immense respect for it in Europe, but
it should stay there. I would like to play any of those
kids with the smiles on their faces in any other sport
(minus ping pong) and good American sport... in America.
I would wipe that smile off their faces so quick. US Football,
basketball, golf, BASEBALL!! We would see who is laughing then.
Atleast I play soccer to make their tournaments better, they
don't even play my sports because they are too embarrassed
that they have no eye-hand coordination. So what if I have no
eye-foot coordination, this foot can find their ass and thats
all I need it for.

Final Shoot

2008-04-17T13:04:00.000-07:00

This is a blog for my final shoot.

I am looking for models... and have a schedule for them.

I am looking for a good variety of models with a certain look.

If you are willing let me know and I will see if I can use you.

I am mainly looking for girls at this point.

Sunday 4/20

10:00

10:30

11:00 Amanda DeMercy

11:30 Matthew Park

12:00

1:00 Andrew Osano

1:30 Tyler Burns

2:00

2:30 Tim Wolfer

3:00

3:30

4:00

4:30

5:00

5:30 Bryan Szflarski

6:00 Rich Beckermeyer

6:30

7:00

7:30 Allison Dorich

8:00 Mateja Horonics

8:30

9:00 Hockey Game

9:30 Hockey game

10:00 Kelsey Davis

10:30 Brandon Lowry
Rachel
11:00 DP

Looking for Models

2008-04-16T06:47:00.000-07:00

Hey Friends (girls)

I'm working on a person photo project, on nudes.

Its a pritty basic concept, you'll come over to my house.

Then I'll be taking mental pictures while you just keep posing

in many different poses, kind of like dancing, while you take

off your clothes as slowly as possible.

Let me know if you are available.

thanks

dp

Cell Phone

2008-04-15T16:58:00.000-07:00

Works Again.

So call me and give me the latest.

281-330-8004

Thats my cell phone numba hit me up on the low

who?

Im Convinced.

2008-04-13T21:32:00.001-07:00

I am now against the fur industry

watch this video and you will be too.

To You. [know who]

2008-04-10T06:19:00.000-07:00

This is a blog to a friend who has the predicament of wanting to buy some reefer from a former lover.

First of all I obviously am not the one to ask for advice. Just look at my love/life/drug..

I do have the gift of bullshit and false wisdom, however. So here we go... we will call this guy...Mitch, the secret agent lover man...

I would say to you that its okay to deal with former lovers in friendly/neutral terms as long as you are using them. thats how i see it. you gotta do exactly what you want and what makes you happy.

and if sticky icky makes you happy then get it. .. however be weary because it might not be the sweet Buddha it could be oregano I almost got taken for that once haha.

either way.. when you make the purchase of this fine Djamba... look at it sketically then smell it, then look at it skeptically again, then taste it like you have a danged PHD in ganj.

then ask how much for this shitty kush, when he says the price look at him like hes grown a penis on his forehead. and laugh like hes joking, it doesn't matter if the magic dragon is the best chronic you've ever saw, with crystals so big it makes your panties moist.

he should at least cut his own overhead down a bit, if not act insulted and then the next time maybe it'll be better cheebs. when you get it, it might not hurt to again be insulted at the quantity in which you receive, and comparing the small amount you receive for your 60 bucks to his wiener size would be another good cut.

either way he should feel stoopid for selling you ditch weed. you could even ask if it is ditch weed. that'll get him too.

keep the focus more on the Siddi in which you are about to buy than the fact that you sat on his face in the recent past.

If this is all done properly your purchasing dro from an x-lover should be short and pleasant.

I hope this was of help

IM

2008-04-09T22:16:00.002-07:00

Why can't we all combine into one universal I.M.?

Skype - derekp13

Yahoo - derekp13

MSN - derekpeters04@hotmail.com

AIM - rhitownhusla

Its getting to be too much.

Bad Nostalgia

2008-04-07T14:59:00.000-07:00

As of late I have been seeing a surplus of a fad
that I thought for sure wouldn't come back around
until more like the year 1025. It was an epidemic
when I was in elementary school, up until about the
6th or 7th grade. I can honestly say that I never had
one, I can also honestly also say that I wanted one so bad,
and for once in life i can say that I'm glad my parents
wouldn't let me fit in with the cool kids. I swear
tho, if wide legs limpbizkit and flannel shirts with hoods come
back. I think I may have to move to canada.
I guess it has evolved from all the other recent haircuts,
its better than all the cool kids all with womens haircuts.
I think currently its still in a Beatles holding pattern,
but the bowl cut is on the rise... mark my words
I'm glad that I'm not in High School anymore.

dp-tube

2008-04-07T09:51:00.001-07:00

Q & A

2008-04-06T21:34:00.000-07:00

At what point/age do you become that creepy older guy?

The Grreatest!

2008-04-06T00:03:00.001-07:00

I need some golfing buddies.

I miss the smell of the fresh cut, green, green grass.

That little "tink" as the driver hits the ball.

The sun shining on your face and the cool breeze in your hair.

The clanking of your balls and clubs as you drive the cart over a bump.

Wearing polo shirts and khakis and actually fitting in.

It's just you and God's elements all around.

A battle against yourself and the give-or-take 300 yards ahead.

When you are standing there, ready to tee off...

You aren't thinking about HW, girls, money, work, child support...

X^(

2008-04-03T21:10:00.000-07:00

Pondering life as another year goes by...

Someday I want to be able to look back on it all and say: "I did the best I could what the time I had" Anywhere... at Andrews... at work... at home... where ever.

A question I thought about today was this... When my empire falls, when it all goes to shit... what and [mainly]who will still be there beside me?

that is a fundamental... as basic as it gets question we should ask ourselves.

I have some amazing friends, ive been overly blessed with friends that would take a bullet for me. thats tuff.

i recently lost someone close to me she didn't pass on she jsut sorta passed by and it'll make you realize that there are some people you don't forget, but if you can remember the things that she loved, those things that made her happy, if you can see those things and remember her smile and just know that shes doing fine, you'll be alright and so will she.

Oh btw...When I die... I want to die to the song "THREE FLIGHTS UP" By Yellowcard.

Also at my funeral I want someone to tie ropes to my major limbs and reinact all the major events of my life.

5 Million Dollars

2008-04-03T07:21:00.000-07:00

What would you do with 5 million dollars?
________________________________________________________________

I sit around too often thinking about it.

Here is what I would do...

+Pay off my loans and for the rest of college - 45,000
+Make my sister go to college - 100,000
[if she goes to a community college she could pocket at least 90]
+Pay my parents back -500,000
[thats about the tab that ive picked up over the years]
+Buy a Dodge Viper -100,000
+Buy 100+ acres of good land and build 10+ houses to rent out -2,500,000
I would name it [DP Estates]
so that gives me... +($2,255,000) left...
+I would then require a nice hog -40,000
+I would need a rad house -750,000
[this includes all interior needs]
+I would travel around the world -500,000
so how much do i have left...
+($965,000)
At this point i need to either save or invest...
I choose to invest...
I don't know anything about investments.
So i would prolly go shopping and buy some nice Italian suits and shoes. -100,000
+($865,000)
I think I would then want to be immortalized somehow...
I would build a [DP] gym at Andrews... that wouldnt be enough money tho...
but it could get me a statue or something.
+0
now im broke ass... and i can live off of my house rentals

It Hurts

2008-04-01T12:11:00.000-07:00

Is there a way to stop your brain from running so fast?

Besides drugs and alcohol?

In Boca Al Lupo [ventitre anni ragazzo]

2008-04-01T09:23:00.000-07:00

I'm a [nearly] 23 year old boy. Everyone around me is graduating and getting married. What the heck? Whats this rush for the ring? I can't even hold down a relationship for more than a year or two. How do these people think that they are going to want to be married 5, 10, 20 years from now? "In Boca Al Lupo" to them. I have weddings on my mind because I get to be in 2 this summer. This is actually a huge honor for me because not too long ago people went out of their way to make sure i didn't know about their weddings... not that i wanted to go to their smelly weddings anyway. Then somewhere along the line i shot a few weddings to the surprise of those other bastards... and somehow I slowly weaseled my way into the wedding community. I'm a groomsman for my cousin B and also for Ruben. Hopefully the bachelors party will include a few lap dances for dp... I can't imagine how you can be sure enough about someone to want to spend the rest of your life with them, that shiz is scary. You have to pay bills, get jobs, pay taxes, buy groceries, pay for insurance, cell phones, counseling... This is why I am a 23-year-old boy.

In Crepe Lupo

poison eye-vee

2008-04-01T05:58:00.000-07:00

all over my hands... and now on my eye lids!!

ouch!

thats no april fools joke.

these youtube videos take the itch away...

this first one made me laugh harder than any other youtube video...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OEpbpoqgUdM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bHCQA1EJiC0

Fist Wars

2008-03-31T13:55:00.000-07:00

What if every war had all conscientious objectors
Think about how funny it would be.
Refusal on moral or religious grounds to bear arms in a military conflict or to serve in the armed forces.
It would be wicked funny, just one massive fight club.
Think about it, wars with only fists?
Iraq... Instead of tanks, jets, missiles, big ol' punchin' fists! Americans telling the U.N. that they don't need their fists. We have enough fists. Then we tell the U.N. to go fist themselves.
This makes me think of Dave Chappelles hierarchy of the races. It starts with Whitey who can't really fight, name one good white fighter. So the majority of Americans are out. I can see a couple old grey haired white men trying to sip some tea and try to talk each other out of fighting. Then Blacks, they are a step up from the white man, except they rely way too much on guns and chicken. Imagine how they can jump and dancing around whitey. Next I would catergorize Indian people, not Native Americans but Indian Indians, like Raj Swamidass, [this whitey would kick his ass tho]. Indians are genious' but they aren't into fighting at all. I think that they could think their way out of fighting. Then the Spanish race would come in, if
they could stop humping long enough to fight, they would put up a pretty good fight. Their reproduction is a key element as well. Finally the Asians, they are a combo of Indians and Spanish. They know all that Kung Foo and shiz.
A film for the civil war would have been more like Green Street Hooligans, 2 huge mobs of white guys with a little color here and there. The out come would be interesting, I'm thinking that it would be a close fight. The rebs down south could fight way better but the union has some slaves to help them
out.
Who was it like Lincoln and... Grant? Lincoln would have owned Grant by Tyler Durdens defination "Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger." Grant was probably fat, so that would make him slow also. Abe Lincoln had to have been a monster with his fists.
Vietnam we would have gotten merked!! Imagine all these little dudes popping out of gopher holes like those arcade games. Plus they are asianish I think so they have Kung Foo on their side. Instead of all the acid dropping crazed loons that came back, no one would have come back. I'm not even sure what the deal was over there.
There was enough Indian [native american] battles and wars. I don't really know how they could fight without bows and arrows and axes. We could have just gave them firewater and they would have killed themselves off. As for fighting i bet they were fast as balls, in their moccasins.
The Boxer revolution would have just been the same...
The banana wars, who knows...
WWI & WWII... thats a whole other story... Germany would have won in a second.
Any war with the French... France wouldn't exist now. I doubt that they could grasp the concept of punching, and smacking wouldn't quite cut it.
Naval battles would have been exactly like Pirates of the Carribean without the swords and cannons.
Think about the British Red Coats... Marching in their lines all proper-like and then the good guys come in from the woods and tall grass and just kick their asses.
Bin Laden would have got his old ass pwnd... Castro... maybe 20 years ago would have kicked some ass... Sadam... his mustache would really help him.
Haha as you can tell I'm not much into American History.

BBK

2008-03-30T20:46:00.001-07:00

So you've seen I've gotten this far.
Please give me some place to worry.
I'm not trying to go
there, so take me away.
Life sometimes pisses me off.
It's never a good trip for me
Every time I reach for
love, it's taken away.
Night! So I play.
Give me a sign this is day.
Give me some patience, so I pray.
It's time to die. Is that what I want?
There's nothing wrong wanting to be loved.
Is there something wrong with me?
Once in my life I'd like to
be really set free.
Let me be me.
Night! So I play.
Give me a sign this is day.
Give me some guidance, so I pray.
It's time to die. Is that what I want?
Take me away.
Taken away.
Take me away.
Taken... away.
Something I get, I got to get home
Run, run, run, run, run, run running home
Where is my home...
Night! So I play.
Give me a sign this is day.
Give me some patience, so I pray.
It's time to die. Is that what I want?
Night! So I play.
Give me a sign this is day.
Give me some guidance, so I pray.
It's time to die. Is that what I want?

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2008-03-28T13:25:00.001-07:00